A Bit Goofy - A Xianxia Story

The world had changed so fast for Zi Nuan. Before the great chasm ripped apart the land allowing demons to flood into the world, before the treachery within her sect forced her to the Stellar Empire's very edges to seek the only hope she could clear her name, before it all... She'd been Bronze Cleaver, general, young mistress of the Three Rings sect. The road once laid out before her, her life as a cultivator intricate as the paint on fine porcelain dashed to the winds. The demons were back, the Empire was under threat, and not even the ancestors were willing to give her aid. She planned to start anew, selling her particular set of skills to the highest bidder if only to get where she was headed. Little more than a common mortal mercenary. Again, the heavens blew even those tenuous plans apart as the fabric of Reality coughed and sputtered, a strange figure slipped through into the corporeal world. Someone just a little bit... silly. Spoony had no real idea where on Earth he was. While he was a toon of science he couldn't exactly explain the new body, this new place, and these strange people. After all, how could no one know where Anytoon, USA was? And what's with all this 'Courting death'? How did anyone die in this place if the Grim Reaper was stuck in Court all the time? Was that why these people were always going on and on about Immortality? Was that the point?  Back to regular updates every Monday!!! (NOTE: COVER IMAGE IS AI GENERATED AND MODIFED BY ME. IT IS ONLY A PLACEHOLDER!! I HAVE NOT NOR WILL I CLAIM OWNERSHIP OF THIS IMAGE, NOR DOES IT BELONG TO A COPYRIGHT HOLDER. I only use AI to conceptualize my characters AND NEVER TO REPLACE ARTISTS AND CLAIM WORK THAT ISN'T MINE.)