Basic Skills

Dix, a man whose entire name was a bad joke, thought he’d died and gone to heaven, until reality kicked him in his name again.  Sure, he would have a whole new world to explore, one full of magic and adventure, but first he would have to be tested by the gods.  They promised the tests weren’t deadly, just painful.  If he does well, they might even give him prizes that will make him a target amongst the population of his new world.  And the tests of the gods are just the beginning.  Follow along as Dix falls back on his tried and true method of making it through life, letting his subconscious do all the work while he looks for girls.  It’s not like that led him to his death once before, or anything.  And what do you call a life after death anyways? A man too smart for his own good, he is woefully unprepared for what’s coming his way, no matter what he thinks.  Trainers, friends, even gods won’t give him enough of a head start for the things people will ask him to do.  Despite the odds of survival, he’s got a job to do.  Time to get to work.