Dungeons & Deliveries

60 minutes or less, or the Pizza is free and Alex gets eaten. In post System Toronto, Alex doesn’t slay monsters to get by. He delivers pizza. Broke and rejected by the Adventurer’s Guild and the Courier Guild, with nothing but a crumbly resume, Alex takes the only job left in town: Delivery Boy for Nino’s Pizza, a Lich Pizzeria run by a married couple literally bound to the building. His task? Deliver enchanted pizza to Dungeon Bosses in sixty minutes or less, or suffer the Dungeon Bosses and the old couple’s wrath. Armed with a seemingly useless ability, Alex must dodge adventurers, deal with psychotic exes, and pray for loot in place of tips. But with each delivery, he’s not just getting by, he’s building a reputation, forming unexpected alliances, and helping the world’s weirdest pizzeria grow into a living legend. What to Expect: - Pizza - Dungeon running - Post System Integration Toronto - Psychotic Characters Posting as fast I can muster.