Green Patriarch

MC gets reincarnated as a goblin in a fantasy world. You know the drill. Twist: MC is actually very cowardly and despicable, so he would rather go for a cozy shaman position and control everything from the shadows without fighting. This place looks dangerous. “You there, you will lead our tribe into this mysterious place of power!” This mushroom could be poisonous. “You there, I, the great shaman, give you this mushroom as a gift for you merit!” Adventurers assembled an army to subjugate us? “Great Chieftain! Your might is unparalleled! Victory awaits! I will support you with my magic from behind.” On more serous note, this seems to be the right time to find a new tribe to offer them my guidance… Being evil? I just want to be pampered by servants all day, have a few nice women, and have all the luxuries! Maybe an hour or two of researching magic a day to stave off boredom. Who cares about quests from the Dark Gods!? Hm? Wifey? “Why did you kill our chieftain?! He was an useful idiot! What invasion?! We should just peacefully trade with humans. You can’t just invade them as a new chieftain! Wait! Don’t do this! Nooooo!” It's mostly a serious story about a guy roaming the world with his tribe of greenskins, with occasional comedy. There will be a small harem. The cover was generated by ai at hotpot.ai