How To Tame Your Princess

My name is Nicolas Nicolas "Nick" Siegel. People say I’m weird. I don’t know why, and the voice in my head won’t tell me. Oh well, never mind… You want a cookie? I baked them myself. With love~? ...You're ridiculous. Oh, shush. Author's note: This is a story about an atypical player in a typical VR fantasy game, (re)written by an author—that's me—who still sucks at delivering synopsises. Follow the adventures of Nicolas "Nick" Siegel, alias Elric Walker, alias the Wandering Knight, alias the Reckless Imbecile, alias...Victoria—Wait, what? Okay...err...Follow Nick Siegel, a young...man(?) afflicted with mild sociopathy and a worsening case of split personality, as he tries to make sense of the world around him and travels the virtual reality of Untold Tales, battling against undead butterflies, strange curses, and himself, and maybe find love.  I swear this is a romance! (Previously: “Tales of the Blood Princess”) [Sexual Content] is present only in specific side-story chapters which are entirely skippable if you do not wish to read them. Real reader's comment: "World War Chicken has been fought. The area is destroyed, blood has been spilled, and the wrecks of the machines of war lay scattered. Mothers have cried, children have been traumatized, and only holy fire can burn away the foul creations spawned in its wake.  Oh, and a grown man made a complete fool of himself."  – by Dosahder, at chapter B0-C07.1 Picked review: "Saying it starts slow is kind of inaccurate. It's more like a long rope attached to a speeding car. Eventually the slack in the line runs out and you're hooked."  – by ErgoPhobia, on the 13th Dec. 2017