Bridget Bridges has lead a meaningless life. She was nothing but a burden on those around her, so she decided to end it all. Throwing herself into the river, she wakes up on a distant shore. Now, it seems no matter how many times she gets herself killed, she can't seem to die. Trapped in a savage world with her final means of escape taken from her, she fails to cope.
Stacy the Vampire was on a mission to wipe out a local tribe of lowlifes. However, she finds something unexpected. A tasty suicidal immortal.