I Was Reincarnated Into Dice, and Now the Hero Won’t Stop Throwing Me

I died. Got reincarnated. As a baby girl? …Wait. No. I thought I was reincarnated into her. Turns out I’m just stuck with her. Hanging around her neck like some cheap accessory. I’m the dice. And this dumb heroine keeps throwing me around like used tissue... Like I did in my past life. My rolls cast spells. Random ones. Sometimes I heal. Sometimes I explode. It’s fine. I’m fine. Everything’s fine. (Spoiler: I’m not fine.) But something about her feels familiar... And the more she throws me, the more I start to think she’s one of those evil soap opera stepmoms.  The kind who feeds her stepkids expired milk And smiles while doing it. She yeets me like there’s no tomorrow... FMDL. What to expect: - Magic and adventure. - Absurd, unhinged comedy. - Early slice-of-life chaos that gradually deepens into a larger, more complex world. - A slow-burn journey that starts light and grows more meaningful over time. - Layered characters who grow emotionally and reveal depth over time. - If you're feeling stressed, this might be the kind of humor and heart you need. I’m here to share a story from my imagination. If it makes you laugh or feel something, then I’m already successful and truly grateful. And if it’s not your style, that’s completely okay. I’m still grateful you gave it a chance. Royal Road is full of amazing stories—many better than mine—and one of them might be just right for you. ❤️ God bless you. I co-wrote this with a chaos engine known as ChatGPT. I used it for grammar checks, fixing awkward sentences, and brainstorming scenes from multiple POVs. Basically, I dumped the editor’s job to an AI. I know there’s a lot of debate around AI, but honestly, this world already has enough conflict and hate. Especially when it comes to books, which I believe should exist to entertain, not to divide. Let’s keep things chill and peaceful. ✌️ But if you’re here for early jokes, chaotic fantasy, a bit of heartfelt drama, and a comedic adventure that slowly dives into something deeper... Welcome to Dice Yeeting United.