Kenji’s Post-Apoc Snack Shack

“He delivered 1000 souls to fantasy worlds. Now he’s stuck in the worst one.” Kenji was once the legendary "Truck-kun"—a divine courier tasked with sending worthy souls to their isekai destinies. After 36 long years of service and 1000 completed deliveries, he was promised retirement in a peaceful fantasy paradise with maid cafés, magic wine, and voluptuous elves. The gods lied. Instead, Kenji wakes up in a frozen, apocalyptic wasteland—where half the world is buried in eternal ice, and the other half is a demon-infested nightmare. Humanity survives underground, eating protein bars made from cockroaches, monsters, and worse. And Kenji? He’s stuck on the surface... with only a half-functional, god-gifted food truck as his salvation. At least the truck comes with a microwave and canned food from his original world. Armed with divine-grade vending systems, snarky turrets, and a system that names everything with troll energy, Kenji begins trading canned comfort food for monster parts, slave girls, and rare resources. Can Kenji survive the apocalypse, build the most dangerous convenience store in history, and maybe, just maybe, enjoy retirement in peace? Probly not. Read the Warning  Look, before we get too deep into this—you sure you’re in the right place? This isn’t a hero’s tale. No chosen one. No tragic backstory leading to a selfless crusade. Nope. Our main character? He’s a grumpy, perverted ex-delivery driver who got tossed into a frozen apocalypse with a divine food truck and zero motivation to be a better person. He doesn’t save kittens. He enslaves beautiful women. He builds automated kill-drones and negotiates world politics with canned meat. And if you think he’ll suddenly grow a conscience? Yeah, no. He only cares about one thing: what benefits him—especially if it comes with a hot bath, a foot massage, and elf twins calling him Master. Still here? Really? Well its not that bad to be honest, but its a post apocalyptic set up so some morality doesn’t apply here. Anyway give it a try.