Killer Kittens from Outer Space

[Updates Twice Weekly With Patreon Backlog] The aliens came to Earth with open arms, but when the first missiles flew they showed their true nature. They say that what they did to us was an accident, that we were special. That they're sorry. But some things can't be fixed. Now they say they're trying to put everything back together again. It's hard to believe them. It should have been a dream come true. An entire galaxy that so desperately wanted to befriend us lies just out of reach, behind the iron curtain of their ships and the weight of their shame. It might seem like all is lost, that we have no choice but to bow to our misandrous rulers and their technological superiority. But humanity has a habit of adapting to adversity, and there are always ways to fight back. Perhaps a new approach is needed. One that takes advantage of our 'benevolent' overlords' appetites...