Magic Murder Cube Marine

Author's note: Don't overthink it, just read it. It's funny. Francis Francis Francis the 3rd was one hell of a Marine. He died doing what he loved, killing everyone around him. After being vaporized in the line of duty, Francis is transported to a new world full of gods and magic. Too bad Hades is trying to kill him for declining a job offer and System holds a grudge for what happened during character creation. At least his new patron deity seems nice.  Armed with nothing but his lucky pink booty shorts, a pair of matching flip flops, and nineteen years worth of experience fighting in the Marine Corps, Francis must find a way home to his fellow grunts, or be listed as KIA forever. What to expect: An overpowered Marine running around a medieval LitRPG world doing grunt things with great enthusiasm, making friends along the way. Monogamy, Comedic Violence, Military Humor, Murderous Unicorns, Crunchy Numbers, Fun Characters, Unique Systems, Great Representation, Intelligent Himbos, Meme Gods, and Taco Rice. Grunts love this book, and you will too!