Reborn as a MUSHROOM!?

Got killed in a car incident. It was excruciatingly painful and it wasn't a fast an easy death. But what's worst? I was reincarnated as a dumb mushroom. I mean I love mushrooms! Love em so much I had some as a side at practically every meal, but who said I wanted to live as one? This story started brewing in my mind during my workout. It really isn't fleshed out but I do have a general idea of where I want to go.  Chapters are Monday-Friday except Wednesdays. Subject to change at my descretion.