The Gnome Barbarian

Nanoc the gnome thought his only class option was clerk… but the gods had bigger plans for him.  After being transformed into the universe’s first gnome barbarian, he’s given the legendary quest of freeing the goddess Chaos from her long millennium imprisonment. This is an impossible task for a four-foot gnome, and it is almost certain to get him killed, but hey, it's still better than doing paperwork. He’s joined by Dren, an elven field scholar with an obsession for learning and a worrying tendency to blow things up. Tagging reluctantly along is Rotcel ‘Loc, a treasure hunter (and definitely not a thief) on the run from the Guild of Heroes.   Together this trio of chaotic good(ish) adventurers will journey through the strange and wonderful world Below while avoiding the vindictive eye of the god of Order who rules the heavens Above. Will they succeed? Probably not, but it’s going to be fun. This is a comedy-litrpg with plenty of jokes, monsters, and fight scenes inspired by 2am DnD sessions where the game master has given up and the players are running wild. What readers are saying: Bro this is hilarious. I'm binging this whole thing right now. - VocabularicVomit With generous nods to classic comedy bits from Abbott and Costello, Shrek, and probably loads more I missed the references to, the fun wordplay and witty dialogue exchanges really make this story sing. If you're into that kind of thing, which I am. If you are too, you're gonna love this one. - Mister Hand Seriously, you will laugh reading this. It was a genuine treat, not at all hard to get through. Really enjoyed reading this. Banana's are dangerous! - EmrysAmbrosius I like this berry much. Bored PUG